I'll start with something I was hoping would happen soon: an announcement that a major figure in the entertainment world is going to make and release his own satire ... and one that's intended to be even more insulting to North Korea and its pathetic little leader than "The Interview". It's by Larry Flynt, it's porno, and it's even titled, "This Ain't The Interview XXX": http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/12/20/kim-jong-un-avert-your-eyes-sony-s-the-interview-gets-the-porn-parody-treatment.html AMERICA, F-YEAH12.20.14 Kim Jong Un, Avert Your Eyes: Sony’s ‘The Interview’ Gets the Porn Parody Treatment Hustler impresario Larry Flynt has green-lit a sex-filled spin on the James Franco and Seth Rogen flick called This Ain’t The Interview XXX.More bizarre than the new Seth Rogen and “James Flacco” movie The Interview is the behavior of North Korea’s leadership. From the head-scratching series of public hangouts between their rotund ruler Kim Jong Un and ex-NBA sideshow Dennis Rodman (who was later kicked out of the country for vomiting and defecating all over a North Korean hotel), to the hacking of Sony over the release of a satire film, it’s obvious that the Kim’s are oh-so-obsessed with Hollywood. The late Kim Jong Il had a real love affair with Hollywood films and was reported to have over 30,000 movies in his collection, his favorites being all things James Bond, Friday the 13th, Rambo, and Godzilla. Apparently, Kim Jong Un is less forgiving of Hollywood parodies than his father, who let Team America: World Police slip by without any threats to our safety. Or maybe the bespectacled ex-“Dear Leader” was just a really big South Park fan. Though we may have to wait a long time to see it, the mythical assassination of Kim Jong Un in The Interview sounds pretty damn hilarious. Reports claim Kim Jong Un’s death is staged to the tune of Katy Perry’s “Firework” as a missile hits his helicopter causing his head—and ridiculous hairdo—to explode into smithereens. “If Kim Jong Un and his henchmen were upset before, wait till they see the movie we’re going to make.”It’s this grisly scenario that’s apparently set off a strange and unfortunate series of events, including a massive cyber-attack on Sony, threats against movie theaters screening the film, theater chains backing out of exhibiting it, and finally, Sony bending to the will of hackers and yanking the film altogether. Indeed, the Japanese-owned corporation has set a horrible precedent. But have no fear my fellow Americans: it’s Larry Flynt to the rescue. With his proposed porn parody This Ain’t The Interview XXX set to film in 2015, Flynt has put his money where his big mouth is. And once again shows the world how it’s done. Sony might be afraid of North Korea, but Flynt isn’t. He’s ready for the fight. “I’ve spent a lifetime fighting for the First Amendment, and no foreign dictator is going to take away my right to free speech,” Flynt told EW. “If Kim Jong Un and his henchmen were upset before, wait till they see the movie we’re going to make.” Details on the movie are slim, but we know it will be a riff on The Interview’s plot—two bumbling idiots tasked by the CIA to assassinate Kim Jong Un. With the freedom of expression that an XXX rating allows, I can only imagine the extreme acts that might be inflicted on Kim Jong Un in Flynt’s upcoming film. Will the North Korean dictator have a similarly strong reaction to an over-the-top porn flick plotting his demise, presumably starring characters named Seth Rimjob, James Fucko, and Kim Dong Uncut? Or perhaps Franco, meta-celeb extraordinaire, could star in the movie himself? After all, he’s already stripped down with Seth on national television.